When you’re hooking up with a bunch of different guys, you never know when you’re going to have to deal with dryness. It happens to lot of women and just the way that it is. It doesn’t matter how badly you want to get fucked. You just can’t get yourself wet enough to take it in. That’s when you have to turn to lubes. They can make it easy to slide right in and get on with your session. Whether it’s for you directly or you just want to keep lube around for the women, here’s how you pick the best one.
Oil based lubes are great at first
Oil based lubes are probably going to be your first choice. They just seem like they’re going to feel better. The thing is that they are, at least at first. Oil based liquids tend to lose their viscosity over time. That leave you feeling like you’re having sex with a wad of gum. You have to reapply it to get the best feeling, but it still feels amazing with every application. If you’re okay with adding it over and over again then this is the lube you want to reach for.
Water based lubes are safest
Not only do water based lubes last longer but they also happen to be a lot safe. Oil based lubes can weaken condoms and ruin toys over time. If you’re using either one of those them you really need to have water based lube handy. This is going to make your sex toys last longer and will keep your condoms safe. You can also use a whole lot less of it. You won’t have to apply it over and over again so you can just go for it. It might be the one that you always reach for.
We’ve all had those hook ups where we really have to be quick about it. Maybe it’s happening in a place where there are people around or maybe you just have things to do. Either way, you have to get it all over with as quickly as you possibly can. If you choose to have sex then it’s going to take a long time. You have to get undress plus you have to clean up afterward. If you really just want to nut and get out of there, there are two things that you have to do to make it happen.
Get a handjob
Don’t waste time with anything else. Just unzip your pants and have her jerk you off. That’s the fastest possibly way of getting you off. If you want to do more later, then that’s fine. Right now is all about saving time and that’s what you get. It also helps if you have a tissue in your hand to catch your goo when it shoots out. It will save you a lot of time on cleanup when it’s all said and done and that’s the name of this kind of speed game.
Have her take care of herself
While she’s jerking you off, grab onto her hand and slide in into her pants or up her skirt. No one is ever going to make her cum faster than she is. If she doesn’t want to do it, tell her that watching will make you cum faster. While she’s working herself and you, pay attention to her. You want to make sure that she gets herself nice and close to cumming. Even if she’s expecting something from you, she won’t be able to stop herself for very long. Once she gets close enough, go ahead and start shooting off your load. That should be more than enough to send her over the edge so you both cum at the same time and move on with your days.
There’s never any telling just how far an angry wife is going to go when she’s pissed off at her husband. In my experience, she usually wants to do something that’s really going to hurt him. It’s just how women work. They can’t see beyond their own emotions in the heat of the moment. It doesn’t matter how much damage they’re doing to their relationship. When they’re pissed off, they want to strike back as hard as possible. I only bring this all up because I certainly benefited from a wife’s rage a few times in my life. I don’t think any of those times were better than one of the first one. I was just minding my own business in a bar when the couple on the other side of it started arguing with each other. I couldn’t make out a whole lot about what they were saying but I got the sense that he may have forgotten an anniversary or something. It didn’t like he thought it was a big deal but she kept saying things about being done with it all or something like that. Anyway, she ended up throwing her drink in his face and he stormed off.
She stayed behind
What was funny to me was that she made no attempt to follow him. She just stayed at the bar and kept drinking. She was on and off her phone and yelling and complaining the whole time. It was around this time that I realized how hot she was. Maybe it was because I had also been drinking the whole time, but she was looking pretty good. I couldn’t see much below her chest since she was sitting at the bar across from me, so I decided to get a better look at her. She was on the way to the restroom, anyway, and I had a whole lot of beer to drain out. I got up and walked to the other side and eyed her up as nonchalantly as I could. She was in a tiny skirt and high heels with a low cut shirt. It was pretty much exactly what you expect a woman at a bar to look like. I almost made my way completely past her when I got caught. She looked up at exactly the wrong time and caught me checking her out.
She stopped me
It wouldn’t have been a big deal but she apparently wanted to make it one. She put up her hand in front of me. She still had her phone to her ear and she was glaring at me.
“Excuse me, are you seriously trying to check out my ass right now?” She asked me.
She also apparently had one hell of an ego on her. He ass wasn’t that great, to be honest. I was more into her tits, but that’s probably beside the point. I shook my head and simply walked right on by her on my way to the bathroom. I heard her say something to the effect of “You know what, you’re right! That’s exactly what I’m gonna do! I’ll call you back after I’m done.”
I’m pretty sure she was talking to person on the other end of my call and I only remember it because of what happened next. I felt someone grab onto my wrist from behind. I swung around and saw her standing right behind me. He purse was slung over her shoulder and she had her phone in her hand.
“Come with me. I’ll give you a lot more than just a look at me.”
With that, she led me right into the bathroom.
It was the women’s room
Naturally, I was expecting to end up in the men’s room, but she led me to the women’s room. I would have just left her there, but now I was curious about what she had in mind. Luckily, it didn’t take long for me to find out at all. She closed the door behind us and got right to work. She put her purse down on the counter, got right down onto her knees, and unzipped my pants. Keep in mind that I had a few drinks, so it wasn’t like I was ready for a fuck session. I was totally flaccid but she sucked me right into her mouth and started blowing me right there. I leaned against the counter and just let it happen. I’m not one to pass up a free blowjob, after all. In fact, I was even okay with the fact that she started taking pictures of herself with my dick in her mouth. She was looking right into the camera and snapping away. She was actually pretty decent at it, so I was hard in a few minutes, which was exactly what she was going for.
She lubed herself up
As soon as I was hard enough, she just stood up and pulled down her panties. She spit into her hand and used it to lube up her pussy. Then she hiked up her skirt, turned around, bent over, and grabbed onto my dick behind her.
“Don’t wait for me, just cum in my pussy when you’re ready.” She said as she backed up into my dick and slid it inside her.
I just grabbed onto her hips and started to bang away. If she didn’t want to cum then that was her problem. I wasn’t going to not drop a load in a stranger when I had the opportunity. Just like before, she kept taking pictures of herself. She was moaning at this point, and I probably could have made her cum, but I didn’t really care. I wasn’t a huge fan of this person, so I just picked up my speed and shot my load inside her as soon as I could. Don’t get me wrong, this all felt amazing, but I didn’t think that she deserved to enjoy it. I knew what she was doing and I gave her what she wanted. If she wanted it to feel good, then she had to ask for it nicely.
She didn’t ask
That was pretty much it. I pulled my cock out and she didn’t say a word. She just stood up and spread her legs to take a picture of the creampie that I gave her. Then she pulled up her panties, grabbed her purse, and walked out the door. She never even bothered to make eye contact with me and I was more than okay with that. I just took the opportunity to finally take a piss, washed my hands, and went back to the bar. She was back at her seat complaining into her phone. I don’t know for sure that she ever sent those pictures to her husband, but I’m sure that she did. She wasn’t the kind of person to be able to stoop herself from being a total cunt. Either way, that was it. That was one of the first times that I fucked an angry wife. I thought what she was doing was uncalled for, but not my business. She wanted to punish her husband by cheating on him and that’s what she did. All I did was get my dick wet.
One of the most difficult things to do with a hook up is to get her naked and playing out in public. That’s because you’re not really dating her. You’re just having sex with her and you haven’t built up the kind of trust that you need for something like that yet. Still, it’s a whole lot of fun to do it. There are a few things that you do to convince her that getting naked in public is a good idea. If they work, you’ll be able to play all you want out in the open.
Turn her on
The very first thing that you need to do is turn her on. Make sure you take the time to tell her all of the filthy things that you want to do to her. It helps if you’re somewhere private in public. That lets you slide you hand in between her legs to work her pleasure zone a little bit. You want to get her so turned on that she can’t think about anything other than having sex with you. That’s going to make her more willing to do anything that it takes to make it happen.
Tell her she looks beautiful
Once she’s turned on, all you really have to do is build up her confidence. Tell her how beautiful she is and how lucky anyone would be to see her naked. You don’t have to have an audience, but knowing that someone walking by would like what they see should be enough to let her know that there’s no real reason not to get naked. Once her clothes come off, it’s time to play around with her. Just make sure you keep a lookout. She’s already done her job by getting naked and now it’s your turn to keep her safe.
So, there I was in her dressing room with no idea what was about to happen. She patted the cushion and I moved quickly to sit down next to her. I notice that she ran her eyes up and down my body while I moved. I must have seemed a little nervous because she told me to just relax and hang out with her. I had no choice but to be a little nervous. I was alone in a room with the guitarist from my favorite band. I hadn’t even tried to meet her. I had backstage passes and just thought I’d get a, autograph from the lead singer in the main room. Instead, the bodyguard pulled me out of the crows and told me that the guitarist wanted to get to know me better. Now I was sitting next to her. She was resting her head on her right hand and leaning in close to me while she talked. She was basically just asking me if I liked the show and things like that. I just told her how great it was and how much it rocked and that was when it turned time for her to get what she wanted out of me.
Things got sexual real fast
I now know what this was all about. I was a fan of the group and one of the members was horny. It happens all the time. It’s why rock stars have so many kinds all over the world. They bang anyone who likes them enough to make it backstage. Back then, though, I had no idea. I really didn’t know what to do when she leaned in with a naughty smile and started running her finger up and down my chest. She just looked right into my eyes and said “I’m glad you liked the show, hun. What do you say to having a little more fun before you head home?”
At this point I was getting super turned on. My cock was getting hard, but I had no idea that she was coming on to me. First of all, she was in her 30s and I was just 18. I just didn’t think that women her age wanted to have anything to do with someone like me. On top of that, she was famous. She had no business even wanting to get this close to a nobody like me. I did what anyone would do in that situation and just nodded.
Jeans come off quickly
That was all she needed from me in terms of consent. She just yelled “GREAT!” and went to work. She quickly turned her finger on my chest into her whole hand and pushed me back against the arm of the sofa. I can’t describe how naughty her smile looked, but her eyeliner made even naughtier. Anyway, she grabbed my knees from behind and pulled my legs so my back was fully on the sofa. She managed up unbutton and unzip my pants faster than I even could. She was clearly very experienced in this. Then she hooked her fingers under my pants and underwear and just pulled them right down to my knees. Her eyes locked onto my quickly hardening penis and grew wide with excitement. She just looked up at me and said “Woof! You’re big, hun! I made a good choice tonight! I’ll have to get myself ready for this thing!”
With that, she stood up, kicked off her shoes, and forced her tight jeans off of her body and onto the floor. Then she slipped off her tiny panties and mounted me with her crotch hovering above mine.
She got herself ready
Just like she said she would, she got herself ready while she was straddling above me. She moved her left hand to her pussy and started running it left and right with her middle finger right on her clit. It was moving so fast that I had trouble seeing it. While she was doing that, she licked her right palm and wrapped it around my shaft to jerk me off and get me as hard as possible. She just kept looking at me and smiling the whole time, occasionally licking her top lip like a predator that was getting ready for its big meal. I just laid there for her. I didn’t know if I was supposed to do anything or not. I didn’t want to overstep my bounds in any way. I just wanted her to keep doing what she was doing because I was certainly enjoying it at this point. I was about to fuck a rock star and how many people can say that? She was hot as hell and I didn’t have to do a thing but be in the same room as her.
It didn’t take long
It was just a minute or two and she was wet enough to take me in. She used her fingers around the base of my shaft to position me and lowered her pussy down right on top of my cock. I slid inside with no resistance at all. She moaned at being filled up and sank down until she was sitting on top of me. Then she started to grind into me and ride me with her hands on my shoulders. All she really said was, “Here we go, hun. Don’t worry about pulling out, just wait until I’m ready.”
With that she just went to work. This was nothing close to a romantic encounter. I was like a piece of meat to her and I loved it. She was using me for sex and I had no problem with that at all. She needed to fuck someone and I just happened to be that person that night. She rode me fast and slow and all around. She knew exactly what she liked and that’s what she did. Her pussy felt amazing, but it was her facial expressions that really got me off. They were intense I was the one giving them to this rock star.
She came quick
This wasn’t a long fuck session or anything like that. She was there to get a job done and she did it. Something like five minutes later she half moaned and half yelled, “Are you ready? Cum with me! I’m cumming, cum with me!”
I tensed ever muscle that I had down there and made sure that I shot off my load as soon as she started to cum on top of me. I forced my cock as deep inside her as I could possibly manage to make it feel as good as possible. I pressed harder with each spurt and emptied by balls deep inside her body. She moaned the whole time she was cumming and finally loosened her grip on me and collapsed. She didn’t land on top of me, but propped herself up on the arm of the sofa behind my head. She smiled down at me with tired and happy eyes and kissed me on my nose. Then she just rolled off of me and sat down on the chair by the mirror on the other side of the room. She has her legs spread wide and I could see my creampie leaking out of her hole.
She gave me a gift
She leaned forward while I was sitting up on the sofa. She grabbed onto her panties and jeans. I grabbed for my own underwear and pulled them on. She had her jeans back on but unbuttoned by the looked up. She walked over to my pants, lifted them, and shoved her worn panties into the back pocket. Then she walked up to me and told me that it was something to remember her by and smacked me on my ass. “If you hurry, you can still get an autograph. I’m going to take a shower.” Was all she said after that. She disappeared into the bathroom and left me to finish getting dressed. I pulled on my pants and just headed out the door. I figured that it was mu cue, anyway. I got back to my original line right as the last person was getting an autograph. I shook the lead singer’s hand, but he suddenly seemed a whole lot less important to me. I must have looked just like every other piece of road ass that this woman had gotten because he knew exactly what happened. He winked at me and signed a CD for me, then said it looked like I got an extra show that night, and that was it. I was ushered out by the crew and made my way out of the empty theater and into the parking long. It’s still the most fun I’ve ever had at a concert and I’m certain that I still have her panties somewhere. Maybe I’ll go looking for them or maybe I’ll just take a look and see if the band is still touring.
