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How to get a No Strings Blowjob

Getting blowjobs is a whole lot of fun. Most men don’t need to be told that. All you have to do is sit back and some nice lady empties out your balls with her mouth. The problem with getting them on a hook up is that no one wants to be the giver. If you’re dating someone, it’s one thing. You just have to promise to do the dishes or something. If you’re hooking up, the woman isn’t going to want to do all the work herself for nothing in return. It’s just not fair. She’ going to want some reciprocation, but that’s not what you’re after. Still, there are a few ways to get that blowjob you need without having to put in any of the work yourself. You just have to trick her during the foreplay to make it all happen.

Finger her like a maniac

What seems to be the fairest way is to simply get her off while she’s blowing you. Get yourself into a position where you have easy access to her pussy while she’s working your shaft. Then all you have to do is finger her like she’s the last hole on the planet. Go in fast and hard and don’t let up. Focus on her clit and make sure you get under the hood. Stimulate her as much as you possibly can and don’t let her pull away. You’ll end up forcing an orgasm on her that’s going to leave her satisfied enough to not need anything after you blow your load in her mouth.

Hold her head down

The most selfish way to do it is to just make her finish you off. She’ just blowing you for foreplay, so she’s not going to be working you too hard. Her goal is just to get you ready for the main even. You goal, however, has to be to shoot your load off as quickly as possible. As soon as she starts working, tense up all of your muscles like you’re trying to shoot one off in a public restroom. As soon as you start to get close, you have to put your hand on the back of her head and make sure you keep it bobbing up and down. Be firm, but not to the point of holding her down and choking her. Then it’s just a matter of getting it all out before she really tries to pull back. She’s going to be disappointed that you did what you did, but does it really matter? You got blown and dropped your load in her mouth. That’s all that really matters and you can just lie and tell her that you’ll get her back next time. If you’re extremely lucky, she’ll agree to hook up with you again and you can decide if you want to pull the same trick again or actually give her something for the effort. It’s all in a day’s work when you’re hooking up.