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How to Hook up in the Shower

If there’s one place that seems great to have sex in, it’s the shower. Lots of movie sex scenes take place in them and they just seem ideal. You have the hot water running down your body. The steam makes it all warm and nice, plus you’re completely naked and touching yourself. If you can manage to walk in on a horny hook up when she’s taking a shower then you’re guaranteed to get laid in one. The problem is that it’s not as easy as it sounds. There are a lot of different things working against you when it comes to shower sex.

The steam is a problem

The first issue is the steam itself. If you’re banging away on someone then you’re going to have to be breathing heavy. When you breathe heavy in a room that’s filled with steam, you’re going to immediately get lightheaded. Get lightheaded enough and you might just pass out and crack your skull open. If you want to stand the best chance then you want to keep the shower curtain open. If you can keep the bathroom door open, too then it’s even better. You’ll have the cool air to keep you straight.

Don’t use the showerhead

There are few things that are more fun that using a showerhead to make a girl cum. There’s a reason that they always take so long in the bath. The showerhead is the perfect instrument for working their clits and making them cum harder than anything else ever could. There’s a problem with them, though. All of that water is going to dry out her pussy faster than that time her dad accidentally sent her a dick pic. If you want to have sex then you have to give up on your idea of fucking her with water. Save that for a day when you’re not going to try and get inside her.

Bend her over

The shower is a tight place and it can be tough to get into a good position. Most people just try for standing sex. If you can get her legs around you then you have free access to her pussy. It’s extremely dangerous, though. One wrong move and you’re going to slip and you’re both going to fall. There are just too many things that can sever your spinal cord on the way down in a shower. Play it safe by bending her over and fucking her from behind. If you really want a night to remember, lube up her asshole with soap and pound her backdoor open before she even realizes what you’re doing.

Cum in her face

The best thing that the shower really has to offer you is the chance to do the dirty stuff in a place where you can get clean right away. If your hook up has a problem with you shooting your load all over her face then this is the best place for you do it. You can even let her kneel under the water so it washes away as soon as it hits her. It’s a great way to ease her into the idea of facials. When she realizes that they’re not really a big deal, you can give them outside of the shower whenever you want.