Hookup Destinations

Best Cities for Hookups

How often you hook up can have a lot to do with where you live. Apps like Tinder like to track where they get the most use and it turns out that not all cities are built the same. Some of them are just created for hooking up and it’s difficult to see why if you really think about it. Some are based on romance and others are simply based on climate. If you want to hook up a lot, then you might just want to consider a change of scenery. Here are four of the best cities to hook up in around the United States.

#4 Los Angeles, California

Los Angeles is a city that’s filled with singles that don’t have time for relationships. All of the girls are busy trying to become actors while they work at the local run and tug or coffee shop. All of the guys are way too buys sitting at those coffee shops while they work on their scripts that no one but their mothers will ever actually read. Add the great climate and nightlife and you have a city that’s ready to get you laid the second you sign on your apartment.

#3 Oakland, California

Ask anyone if they want to take a trip to Oakland and they’re either going to laugh in your face or ask you if you’re feeling alright. It’s not exactly known for its art scene or romanticism. All of that is changing, though. It turns out that it’s all being gentrified by the white upper-middle class and they’re all horny. Sure, they’re pushing out families that have lived in the area for decades and making it impossible for their children to continue living in their family homes, but, eh. At least these yuppies are easy and ready to spread their legs for any hard rolling local with an air of danger about him.

#2 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The city of brotherly love is anything but. Women here outnumber men by 14.1% and that’s a huge number. There are tons of single women that are practically begging for someone to take care of them. There just aren’t enough swinging dicks to go around and they’ll take anything they possibly can. It makes you wonder why Rocky wasted so much time running up and down stairs when he could have been getting action around every single corner.

#1 Chicago, Illinois

Chicago has a lot against it. It’s in the Midwest, it’s cold as shit, and it’s always grey. That’s probably why it’s the best city to get a hookup in the U.S. It’s just too miserable outside and the 8.5% more women there just want to be warm and inside. They’re more than willing to let you inside them if you’re willing to let them inside your house to warm up for a few hours. When it’s always cold outside, it’s usually hot and sweaty inside. There’s a reason that so many men deal with the brutal winters. They get them super laid!