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How to Hook up with a Vanilla Girl

No matter how much time you really spend hooking up, or what kind of circles you run in, you’re going to end up hooking up with vanilla girls much more often than the kinky ones. This can be a problem if you’re used to the fetishists. If you try to pull the fetish stuff with the vanilla girls then they might just run screaming from the room. You never want that. That’s why you have to know how to hook up with a vanilla girl in a way that makes her happy with it.

Lots of kissing

The biggest thing that these vanilla girls like is lots of kissing. It can get gross. There’s nothing that says you’re supposed to enjoy another person’s tongue in your mouth. Vanilla girls love it, though. It’s naughty to them. It’s also how they show sexual passion. If you’re hooking up with one then you have to be ready for a lot of kissing. It doesn’t matter how little you like it. You just have to suck it up and let it all happen. It’s the only way to keep her into the sex and not make it seem like you’re just in it for her body.

Light spanking only

No matter how much you want to let yourself cut loose, you really have to hold back. You have to hold the kinky stuff to some light spanking and nothing more. You also have to do it as painlessly as you can manage. Just a few easy taps is really as far as you can go here. Not all women associate the pain of a spanking with pleasure and that’s never truer than when you’re with a vanilla girl for the very first time when you’re hooking up.

Jizz in a condom

You’re also going to have to go without a satisfying body shot when it’s time to blow off your load. Vanilla girls aren’t going to want any part of it. They don’t realize how much of a complement it is for a guy to shoot his cum onto them. They’re going to have a problem with you cumming anywhere that isn’t inside your condom. Just make sure that you’re not too deep inside her when you let it go. You never know when you’re going to have a malfunctioning rubber and you never want to get one of these girls pregnant.

It’s up to you

It’s really up to you if you want to deal with all of these limitations. It also depends on how horny you are. It might be worth it for you if you’re really hard up. If you’re only in it to get off then a vanilla girl might be all you need. If you can’t stand it being so bland, though, you might just want to pass them by. There’s always a kinky girl somewhere else that you can find and actually have a good time with, as long as you can wait for them.

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How to prepare for a Hook up

If you’re having someone over for a hook up then you have to make sure you’re presenting yourself in the best possible light. It doesn’t matter if you’re a man or a woman. If the person coming over has to step over piles of dirty laundry or breathe through their mouths because they can’t handle the smell, then you’re not going to get very far. You have to make sure that you’re fuller prepared to have a stranger over for the very first time. Here’s what you have to do and it’s going to apply to both genders.

Clean your apartment

Your first focus is on your house. You have to clean all of it. That doesn’t mean just brushing the dirty socks and nail clippings off of your bed. Take care of all the laundry and make sure the dishes are clean. You also have to clean the bathroom. The other person is going to have to use it at some point. Clean the piss of the floor and get rid of all the empty tampon wrappers. No one wants to be reminded that all humans are filthy animals that evolved out in the jungle.

Clean your body

Next up is your actual body. You have to make sure that your body is just as spotless as your house. Brush your teeth and take a shower. Scrub ever last inch. You know your balls? Scrub them. You know that grundle between your pussy and asshole? Scrub it. No one is going to want to shove their face down there if it isn’t clean enough to eat off of. Once you’ve made sure that it’s all nice, you can spread your legs or bend over without having to worry about what you’re putting the other person through.

Get your toys ready

Finally, you want to have all of your toys ready to go. They should in arms’ reach by the time the other person shows up. You’re also going to want to make sure that everything has fresh batteries in it. There’s nothing worse than having something die when you’re introducing a brand new person to it. On top of that, you also want condoms and any other prophylactic nearby. After you get all of that stuff squared away, it’s time to act like this clean lifestyle is the way you also live and that you’re not secretly dying from all of the work and cleaning fumes you’ve just inhaled.

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How to Hook up with Masochist

No matter how long you hook up with people, you never have the kind of time that you can with a masochist. These are women who like pain and can’t really get off without it. The most important thing to understand here is that most women aren’t masochists. No one else likes pain in the way that these people do. If you go around trying to do what you do with a masochist when you’re other women then you’re probably going to end up in jail. You have to know that she’s a masochist before you start and you have to set all of the limits. If you have total permission to go for it, then this is how you do it.

Set a safe word

This is the time when you really have to make sure you have a safe word. You never know how far things are going to go the first time. You also have no idea how much she’s going to be able to take. You need to have a way for her to stop everything in its tracks. Once you hear that word, you stop. That’s it. There’s no discussion involved, you just stop.

Tie her up

You’re also going to have to bring some sort of restraint with you. That can mean rope or it can mean handcuffs. No matter what it is, make sure that no one can get out of them. If she can just twist them off then she’s no going to feel like she’s at your mercy. That’s what gets her off in the end. She has to be totally under your control and the best way to make that happen is to tie her up and handcuff her down. Nothing else will really do.

Keep it anal

There are very few real masochists out there who want to get fucked in their vaginas. It feels too good for them. More than that, it feels romantic and touchy feely. Nothing is going to turn her off faster than that. That’s why they always want it up the ass. You don’t have to hold back here. Just jam it in and they’re going to love it. You’re going to be surprised as how hard a girl can really cum from anal sex as long as you’re rough enough with it. Just go in hard and don’t hold back.

Use her

Finally, you want to walk away with her feeling like you used her the entire time you were together. You never want to worry about her orgasms unless you’re torturing her with them. If you want to see her cum until she starts crying, then go for it. It you want to gently eat her out and give her a sensual orgasm, then stop. A masochist isn’t for you. You have to take them and use them however you want. They’re there for your pleasure and that’s how they want it. Make her feel used and you might just end up with a masochist for life.

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How to Hook up with a Cuckoldress

Spend enough time hooking up and you’re going to come across a cuckoldress. This is a woman who derives sexual pleasure from humiliating her husband by having sex with other men. They’re usually upfront about it so you’re going to know what you’re getting yourself into. If you think that having sex with a cuckoldress is the same thing as having an affair with a married woman then you’re very wrong. What makes this whole thing exciting for both the woman and the man is that the husband knows all about it. That means that you have to adjust your action accordingly.

Be very explicit

If you’ve had an affair with a married women before then you probably kept it all very discreet. That’s’ not going to happen here. You can’t be discreet. The husband is supposed to know all about it. He’s supposed to read her text messages and get humiliated by them. That means you have to be explicit when you text her. You have to talk about what you want to do to her pussy and how hard you’re going to give her your dick. That’s what she’s after and she’ll be responding in the same exact ways.

You’ll be watched

When it comes time to actually have sex with her, you’re probably going to have an audience. The husband is going to want to watch and the wife is going to want him to see it all as it happens. You really have to be okay with that. There aren’t many ways that you can get around it. If you hate the idea of someone sitting in the corner and watching you do your thing to his wife then you’re probably going to want to stay away from this sort of sexual experience.

It’s always a performance

Having sex in front of a cuckold isn’t as easy as it seems. You have to perform for him and make sure he sees you doing all of those filthy things to his wife. That means really choosing your positions. If you really want to humiliate him then you want to give him a clear view of your dick going into his wife. Then, when it’s time to drop your load, it has to be in a place that’s easily accessible to him. That can mean a body shot or a shallow creampie.

Be okay with him and your semen

The most extreme cases of cuckoldry is going to involve the husband touching your semen. That can come in the form of him cleaning it off of his wife in one of two ways. The first is with his hands. That’s’ the easiest to go with. If it’s an extreme case of humiliation then he’s going to eat it off of her or out of her. That can be somewhat disturbing for you after you’ve already dropped your load. The more prepared for it you happen to be, the better the whole thing is going to be for you and the couple.

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How to get Paid for Hooking up

If there’s one giant misconception out there, it’s that women don’t pay for sex. Nothing could be further from the truth. There are hundreds of women in every area who have paid for sex in the past. These women like doing it and they’re always willing to do it again. If you’ve ever fantasized about getting paid for sex then you can turn it into a reality. You just have to temper your expectations about what that means and make sure that you have a skill that’s actually marketable to women who pay for sex.

You’re not just getting paid to fuck

The first thing you have to realize is that you’re not just going to go out and have a woman give you money in exchange for whatever you think passes as sex. It doesn’t matter how good you think you are. It doesn’t matter how good other women have told you that you are. No one is just going to pay you for your dick. That’s not how it works. Any woman can get any cock that she wants. There’s no reason on this planet that she’s going to spend a single cent on yours.

You need a skill

The thing that women pay for isn’t sex, it’s an experience. The most common reason for a woman to pay for sex is to get a kink or fetish satisfied that she can’t get anywhere else. Most of them are going to be pretty extreme and they can go in any direction. These women can want to be dominated or they can want to do the dominating. No matter what it is that they’re into, it’s just easier to pay someone to get in rather that finding a stranger and hoping they’ll let them do it. That’s why you need to figure out what you’re willing to do and you have to get good at it.

You have to be an expert

The best thing to do is to pick one thing and make it your specialty. You have to be amazing at it. Just think about hiring an electrician. If you’re paying someone to fix your wiring then you want them to know exactly what they’re doing. You want them to get in, do their jobs, and leave. It’s the same thing with sex. If a woman is paying you, she wants you to get in, satisfy her needs with expertise, then leave. It’s that simple.

It’s all grass roots

Once you get your specialty and you’re an expert at it, you have to start advertising. This isn’t exactly something that you can just advertise on Craigslist anymore. The best way to go about is to get on a site like Fetlife or Collarspace. You want to find women with very specific needs who are desperate to get them taken care of. These aren’t going to be the kind of women that you want to have sex with. They’re your first clients. Offer your services to them and see what they say. If they agree, you have to put their looks aside and handle them like you would handle the hottest girl on the planet. It’s that kind of service that she’s going to talk to all of her friends about. That’s where you get your start. It’s all word of mouth and you’ll eventually have women contacting you for your services. Just don’t go into it thinking you’re going to be a high class gigolo. You’re going to spend most of your time paddling obese women who haven’t gotten laid in years. That’s why you’re getting paid.